This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
Queer subtext in media is nice and all, but have you considered:
- Including actual queer characters instead of vague metaphors for queer characters.
When I started shipping it or if I ship it:
HELL YES OF COURSE I SHIP IT AND I STARTED SHIPPING IT BECAUSE OF THIS PIECE OF ART RIGHT HERE: X
HELLA HELLA HELLA HELLA HELLA I CANNOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THIS SHIP
What makes me happy about them:
they’re so opposite but you know that they’d balance each other out perfectly
What makes me sad about them:
sometimes they’re kind of dicks towards each other and i just wish they’d be a little more empathetic
Things done in art/fic that annoy me:
nothing too much, just when one acts like the other is completely faultless of when they’re personalities change completely to suit the other. they have opposite personalities. they’re gonna clash sometimes. it’s okay.
Things I look for in art/fic:
just having the characters stay in-character.
and omg i love those fics where they worry about the whole employee/boss relationship and they try to keep it a secret hnnnng
i don’t think i really have any…benson being dominated?? idk
Who i’d be comfortable for them to end up with, if not each other:
mordecai - C.J. would be pretty cool, but i really like their friendship so whatevs.
benson - idk. anyone who isn’t audrey.
My happily ever after for them:
umm maybe they live in bensons apartment together and get married?? and benson would stay working at the park and mordecai would either go back to art school and go from there or he would just stay at the park.
idk i just really like this ship
*backflips and lands into a split* ayeeeeee!!!!
People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
shoutout to all the sensitive black girls
• “At least you’re not dying!”
• “You’re only disabled if you let yourself be.”
• “You need to tell yourself you’re going to get better, else you won’t.”
• “But you can’t be in pain ALL the time, don’t exaggerate.”
• “You don’t LOOK ill.”
• “There’s so many people worse off than you.”
• “I’m sure you don’t REALLY need help.”
• “Sometimes it’s easier to just give up.”
• “Stop being so negative.”